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A herd of mule deer settle silently on the sunny side of a hill where they will spend the day, sleeping in the tall grass of late summer. A great horned owl glides in ghostly silence back to its nest. Nothing moves among the tents and RVs at the campground on the bluffs of the far shore of the big, still dark lake.
It's the dawn of another weekend at Chatfield State Park.
But, this weekend is different.
The other day, a big, white tent trimmed with colorful flags mysteriously appeared in the dead of night in the parking lot down the street. Bright red banners scream "Buy one, Get two free." The night is sounds like a war zone. Emergency scanners spurt out fireworks complaints by the hundreds. The police just ignore them. In the emergency room, a small child leans tightly into her mom, whimpering quietly, while she waits to be treated for a burn on her hand.
This can't be happening. Fireworks are illegal in Colorado. But, it does.
But, wait a minute. Canine discrimination? Can this really be? In this strange, sue happy climate, is it possible to actually discriminate against a dog? Can we actually take someone to court for that? Really? If a ban on owning a pit bull is canine discrimination, what about those “No Dogs Allowed” signs. Is that canine discrimination, too? I can’t bring my dog to work. Is my boss practicing canine discrimination? How come dogs can’t run off leash in a lot of places in our area? Could that be.....say it all together.....CANINE DISCRIMINATION? Think about it. We could be at the dawn of a whole new era of our civilization, an era without leash laws, breed bans, and canine discrimination!!! If enough of us try hard enough, our four footed companions could go anywhere; the supermarket, the dentist office, even to the annual office Christmas party. What’s next? Would we be able to cry “tarantula discrimination” because they are confined in a glass box? Would outlawing “snake discrimination” mean my wife could wear her live boa constrictor as a boa in the mall? Would ending “elephant discrimination” mean I could buy the kids a 3 ton pet elephant for their birthday? Wow! Their friends would be talking about THAT birthday party for years. After the party, I could keep it in the back yard of my little home here in the 'Ranch. We see and hear a lot of ridiculous things, but this woman takes the cake. I can’t imagine she would actually allege “canine discrimination” on TV. Her brain must be stuck in neutral. How embarrassing for her family. This recent attack wasn’t an isolated incident. There have been many instances where a pit bull has bitten someone and don't accuse me of picking on pit bulls either. When was the last time a golden retriever or a collie went crazy and killed someone? My home is full of animals. Beka, "the wonder dog," is like my oldest child. She sits on the couch and sleeps on the bed. I walk her too little and feed her too much. She is precious and I can’t imagine a life without her underfoot in the kitchen. But, if her breed were capable of exploding into instant attack mode, maiming and killing our children, I would be at the head of the line to give her up. Canine Discrimination? That's the silliest thing I have ever heard. This woman needs to step back and get a grip on reality. Otherwise, I’ll go online and order that elephant.
The sharp growl of a propane burner rips the pre dawn silence. First one, then many others add to the uproar. The ground is covered from one end of the field to the other with brightly colored cloth, rippling and rising from the hot air. Hundreds of people scurry about, stretching the cloth and tugging on ropes. Within minutes, a quiet field by the lake becomes a mountain of hot air balloons, towering 8 to 10 stories above the ground. In the early morning breeze, they bump against each other, tightly packed for take off.
There is a method to the madness during the morning ascension, but it's hard to tell. Each balloon takes off when its ready, some shooting quickly straight up, others hovering just above the crowd. The wind dictates which way they will go. Balloons heading toward the lake fly just feet off the water. Others hug the trees that surround the launch site. Slung under each balloon is a large, bulky basket, carrying the pilot and a few lucky friends into the brightening sky. As chase crews race for their cars, those of us left behind grab our cameras. The incredible sight of 60 hot air balloons, hung on a Colorado blue sky, creates a picture that is sure to pop up as the back round on computers across the front range for months to come.
This is the magic of the Rocky Mountain Balloon Festival. Many other events surround each morning's dawn ascension. This year, para-gliders and a fly over of World War One aircraft have been added while vendors keep the hot coffee coming. On Saturday night, the balloons will look like towering lanterns during the evening balloon glow. They'll dance in the evening breeze to the music of the Denver Concert Band.
Chatfield State Park hosts the 2005 Rocky Mountain Balloon Festival this weekend, August 26th to the 28th. Park Admission is $6 per car, free with the Colorado State Parks Pass. Once inside the park, parking and festival admission is free. The morning ascensions start at 6:30am, but be in the park by 6. The evening entertainment begins at 4:30pm and the balloon glow starts at 8pm. Remember to grab a flashlight and bug spray. Don’t forget to bring a blanket or folding chair to sit on.
To get to Chatfield State Park, take C-470 to Wadsworth Blvd. (Colorado Highway 121). Turn south from C-470 and turn left into the park at the main entrance. As an alternate route, take Santa Fe Blvd. south from C-470 to Titan Road, turn west on Titan Road to Roxborough Park Road and turn north to the Plum Creek entrance of the park.
Hot Tip : Many balloon pilots need volunteers for their chase crew. You'll help get the balloons into the air and meet it when it land. Sometimes a volunteer’s hard work is rewarded with a free ride. No experience is necessary and it’s a lot of fun. Either contact the balloon festival at www.rockymountainballoonfestival.com or ask each pilot when you get to the field.
This can't be happening. Fireworks are illegal in Colorado. But, it does. The law concerning fireworks in our state aren't worth the paper they are written on. It says most fireworks are illegal, but the night echoes with the sounds of them for weeks before and after July 4th.
So tell me, which laws matter and which laws don't.
If we are allowed to ignore fireworks laws, what about the laws drug use, or theft, or murder?
I know. Let's all jump in our mini vans and drive, slowly in the left lane, out to the state line. Don't use your turn signal or wear your seat belt. Grab a beer for the road, toss your trash out the window, and, for heaven's sake, don't confine the kids in those awful car seats. Bring a hammer, some wood and a can of paint. By morning, we can finish changing the sign. Instead of "Colorful Colorado," let's tell the truth.
"Colorado....Ignore Our Laws, Do What You Want."
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